What a Ripoff! Kate Gosselin Would Sell Him One of Her Tots For Half That Price And a TV Deal

Has Suri signed off on this?

Katie Holmes has agreed to get intimate with a turkey baster filled with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm as long as Tommy Girl puts $75 million in her piggy bank.

Oh, so that's the going rate for selling your child to the devil these days in this economy. Good to know.

We'd be willing to full-on Octomom for that price.

According to a source, Stepford Katie plans to give Tom Cruise a Scientology golden child sometime next year, She no longer feels like she's just Mrs. Cruise. She's her own person again. She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That's what is important.

Please. It's not like any of Katie's movie roles will ever bring in that kind of cash. More than 10 years of acting experience under her pegged jean's belt and STILL no one buys her performance as Tommy's wife.

But at least maybe they'll warm up the baby maker first this time.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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