At This Point, She's Probably The Only Woman NOT Sleeping with Him

Move over, Ivana Trump!

The Real Housewives and first wives everywhere will be building a shrine to worship their new Goddess of Gold Diggery: Elin Nordegren.

Not only are Tiger Woods and his people calculating how much of Gillette's money it's going to take to silence his parade of hos from spilling even more details of their sexy times together, he's also waving cash in front of his wife's eyes to get her to stay.

Tiger's advisers have told him to do whatever it takes to save his marriage so that his sponsors won't dump him too.

According to the Daily Beast, Elin's current prenup states that she will get $20 million after 10 years of marriage. But since Tiger has scored with more bargain basement chicks from Applebees than Jon Gosselin, Elin wants the prenup to be rewritten.

A source claims that Tiger is willing to add $55 million to the prenup. Also, if Elin agrees to stay, Tiger will immediately transfer $5 million into her personal account. So if Elin signs a nondisclosure and plays the perfect wife and mother for the next 7 years, she will be able to skip away from the marriage with $80 million in her pocket.

It speaks volume about how much money Tiger is raking in that he's willing to pony up that kind of cash just to stay married to a woman he'll never see naked again and whose lawyers are probably demanding a billion dollar payout each time he even THINKS about cheating on her.

For Tiger's sake, we hope he had some toe-curling orgasms because they're going to cost him a fortune. But at least all that practice signing into motels under a fake name have strengthened his hand for all the checks he's going to have to write.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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