Wed, May 23 2012

Will Gillette's Rep Be As Busted As Tiger Woods' Face?

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Oh, Burn!: An Open Letter

THIS?

This is the best he can get?!

Really?

Sure, Tiger's a fugly, balding, walking erection but he's a GAZILLIONAIRE.

He should be landing hotter chicks than some pimple-faced high school kid looking to blow his Christmas cash from grandma on a $10 street walker.

Epic fail! Do not sign on the dotted line.

Besides, Tiger's new sponsor list is probably not company you want to keep: Trojan condoms, KY Jelly and Ambien.

By Paige Muller


Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
About the author:

Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.

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