Oh, Burn!: An Open Letter
THIS?
This is the best he can get?!
Really?
Sure, Tiger's a fugly, balding, walking erection but he's a GAZILLIONAIRE.
He should be landing hotter chicks than some pimple-faced high school kid looking to blow his Christmas cash from grandma on a $10 street walker.
Epic fail! Do not sign on the dotted line.
Besides, Tiger's new sponsor list is probably not company you want to keep: Trojan condoms, KY Jelly and Ambien.
By Paige Muller
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