Or Simply Steal Them From A Bum, Same Difference

So, Santa brought you a Bumpits (as seen on TV!) and a bunch of the finest miscellaneary from the only store open within a 10-mile radius instead of the one gift you really wanted.

Bummer.

Why not pick up something you're sure to love from Lindsay Lohan?

That's right, Lindsay is selling off her clothes on her family's website, Lohanhouse.com. Up for grabs are a pair of Stella McCartney black leather boots and jackets, jeans, hats and handbags, starting at $25.

But no word on whether LiLo will be selling the infamous black, sequined, heart-shaped pasties she designed for Ungaro last fall. Fingers crossed. They'll make fabulous thank-you gifts for friends and family.

As a bonus, every purchase comes with a free gift, including herpes simplex 10, a lifetime supply of shame, self-loathing, substance abuse AND a free fan club membership!

Lohanhouse.comit's the gift that keeps on giving.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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