Whose Husband Will Get Beat Up Next!? Oh, Please Let It Be Spencer Pratt

Say oops up-side your head,
Say oops upside your head.

This might be the season of peace and goodwill toward men, but R&B singer Mary J. Blige was possessed by the spirit of Elin Nordegren at the launch party for her new CD when she laid the smack down on her husband, Kendu Isaacs, for giving a cocktail waitress' goodies the side eye.

Mary don't play that.

According to a witness, "Mary hauled off and smacked him. She said, 'You ain't going to go Chris Brown on me, are you?'"

Didn't she once have an album titled No More Drama? Well, we're pretty sure beating up your husband qualifies as drama.

Four of her bodyguards and two of the club's kept them apart and Isaacs was kicked out. Blige went to the bathroom to fix her hair and makeup, but soon fled, creating an uncomfortable scene for party goers Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Busta Rhymes. Please, they've seen worse at the BET Awards.

What's that saying: You can take the girl out of the hood but you can't take the hood out of the girl? SMH.

Let this be a lesson to you, Nick Cannon. When wifey controls the bank account, she calls the shots. Since she's packed on a few pounds, Mariah "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee" Carey could take him down with one smack, "WHAT did you say to me?"

"Nnnn, nothing, dear. Please, don't hit me again! Hey, have I told you how great you look in those jeans? God, you're so thin. You're just wasting away. What are you now, like a size 0?"

"That's mummy's good boy. Here, have a yummy doggie treat."

By Paige Muller

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