We'll Take "Like, Duh" For A Thousand, Please Alex

The New York Post really nailed it with this blind item they posted a few days ago (it's Lindsay).

We have absolutely no idea (it's Lindsay) who this could possibly be (it's Lindsay):

"Which male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn't use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD".

Well, so much for that anonymous appointment at the free clinic.

Of course, it could be a less obvious choice, like Meryl Streep or Susan Sarandon. Why? Because Meryl and Susan have the one trait that would make men want to have unprotected sex with women like them: fame money they've already been through menopause.

But come on. We all know it's LiLo. A thousand percent.

Exposing yourself to Lindsay Lohan is like being married to Courtney Love -- at first you like the attention, but eventually you end up wanting to blow your brains out (what, too soon?). But if Lindsay's model boyfriend Adam Senn is intent on making this relationship work, there's one thing he needs to know: scratching just makes it worse.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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