As Payback, Tiger Now Has To Be Elin's Cabana Boy As She Sexes It Up With Any Man Who Roots For Phil Mickelson

Tigers Woods just saved $200 million.

Oh, and his six-year marriage to Elin Nordegren.

Elin had made up her mind to dump Tiger after his secret life of cheating was revealed, but time - and Tiger's act of contrition - has reportedly made her call off the divorce.

For now.

He's told her he's serious about making it work and doing whatever he can, says a Florida source.

She's agreed to try to make things work for the sake of their kids.

The stress has taken a big toll on her, says the source. But she's a strong woman.

But after getting caught sexing up at least 19 future contestants on VH-1's "Rock of Love," if Tiger's peen strays again, Elin has vowed to use his head as a golf tee and run him down with a golf cart.

Oh, wait ...

Well, we bet there will be a lot of finger wagging in any case. THAT will show him!

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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