Immediately After The Delivery, Padma Turned To The OB-GYN And Said, "Pack Your Scalpels And Go"

Attention Top Chef contestants: Forget about all those crappy foams and ceviches, get ready for a placenta amuse bouche quickfire, followed by a baby food challenge!

The reality show's host Padma Lakshmi gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday named Krishna Thea Lakshmi. The delivery was sponsored by the makers of the GLAD family of products.

You know the other kids will be calling her "Hairy Krishna" as soon as they learn to quit putting beads up their nose.

Padma hasn't revealed who the baby's father is, which can only mean one thing: dude's married. Uh, Tiger, the podium is probably still set up so, uh, if there's anything else you'd like to get off your chest, now's the time.

We're pretty sure your wife wouldn't hit a man holding a baby.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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