Wed, Feb 8 2012

Just Zap It: Jermaine Jackson's Son Tries To Tase Cousin Blanket

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Jackson Family Craziness Apparently Didn't Skip A Generation

So, what do you do when you're a kid of a famous family and you can't go run around the neighborhood causing mischief like any other normal kid would do?

You steal Daddy's credit card and buy dangerous things online, of course!

Child Protective Services was called to the Jackson family home in Encino on Tuesday night after they heard about an incident involving Jermaine Jackson's 13-year-old son Jaafar, Blanket Jackson and a taser gun.

Security caught Jaafar on the second floor of the home trying to turn 7-year-old Blanket into an ELECTRIC BLANKET! And according to sources, two social workers spoke to Katherine and Jaafar. They also confiscated the stun gun. They are planning to return to the home to investigate the incident further.

The Jackson family is denying this report, saying no children were ever in danger. Their denial sounds convincing, probably because they've been practicing that same one for 45 years now.

We would expect this type of behavior from Jermajesty, because well . . . his name is Jermajesty. If that was our name, we'd be so angry that we'd tase everyone within arm reach, starting with our parents.

But it's obvious what really happened here: Joe Jackson needs to keep his "teaching instruments" locked up. Seriously, you can't make a new Jackson 5 being sloppy. Or it gets the hose.

By Paige Muller


Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
About the author:

Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.

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