After Slaving Away For 15 Whole Minutes, Now She Can Finally Relax And Enjoy Her Free Time

You're fired!

Lindsay Lohan has heard that phrase so many times at this point that she can probably pack up her cardboard box, raid the office supply closet and snag the last bagel from the lunch room in record time.

After even homeless people preferred to wear urine-soaked rags than any of the clothing from her first collection as Ungaro's artistic adviser, the label has apparently quit their addiction to huffing Sharpie markers and deactivated her key card and
notified security to tackle her to the ground if she tries to enter the building.

People realized that something was amiss when the usual "if anyone sitting near Lindsay is missing any personal items after the show, be sure to check eBay" announcement was skipped at the Ungaro presentation in Paris.

After a search of every jail house and bathroom stall came up empty, an Ungaro rep said, "She's not involved in this collection." Heidi Klum should make that her new catchphrase on Project Runway, "You are no longer involved in this collection. Auf weidersehen."

It's not as if Blohan is going to need a whole lotta designer clothes for her next gig anyway. A Pimp Named Slickback tends a favor a "clothing optional" policy.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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