Milkaholic Claim Is Without Merit But She Makes A Strong Case That Insanity Is In Fact Inherited

Pencils out, it's quiz time!

Choose the best answer from the choices below to complete this sentence.

Dina Lohan is:

a) a caring mother whose only concern in the well-being of her daughter, Lindsay

b) wait, which of the plastic Housewives of Orange County is she again?

c) completely bat sh*t insane

If you picked "C," congratulations! You win the 2010 "No, duh" award. Did you study or was it just a lucky guess?

Not only is Lindsay delusional, but so are all the Lohans. Speaking to Page Six, Dina Lohan said that the E-Trade commercial featuring a boyfriend-stealing milkaholic baby named Lindsay gave the real Lindsay the sads. Hence, why they now want $100 million to soak up their tears and wipe away the coke residue.

She said, Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' Dina said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter after the big game.

White Oprah regularly holds her daughters's weave up while she yacks up last night's party, so of course she's going to co-sign this ridiculous lawsuit that even Harvey Birdman would laugh out of the office.

They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically," she adds. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore, Dina Lohan said of the horrible and mean ad.

She said that the ad was clearly aimed at her daughter because unlike other stars, her daughter's first name is synonymous with the Herbie Fully Loaded actress. "Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."

Haven't you missed White Oprah's words of delusion?! Come on, a child? HA! Linds is 23. Just trying to survive? Double Ha! She's been to jail 4 times. She's one-name famous like Cher or Madonna? Get us up off the floor! White Oprah slays us every time.

Whatever Lindsay and Dina are smoking, it must be FANTASTIC!

The only difference between Lindsay and a crazy person is that instead of seeing secret messages from the CIA, Lindsay sees dollar signs.

Dina sees her 10% cut.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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