Well, She'll Have Plenty Of Time To Work On Her Dating Book

Somewhere in Los Angeles, Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting the bedazzled vajayjay break-up special and an extra big slice of Sara Lee cheesecake.

That's because JLove and Jamie Kennedy have drop-kicked their almost year-long relationship to the top of the e-Harmony reject pile.

Wow, you mean she got engaged after a few weeks of dating (on the rebound), stayed "engaged" for about a year, then broke up? Amazing! She has NEVER done that before!

Oh, wait ...

Reportedly they broke up via "mutual decision" -- which of course is total crap. Trust us, someone got the "it's not you, it's me" talk.

See, it's important that Jennifer Love Hewitt break up with her boyfriends on a semi-regular basis, because otherwise no one would ever write about her.

When you think about it, an intimate date with a BeDazzler is actually an upgrade for JLove.

A source told People, "It wasn't contentious. It had kind of just run its course They just sort of looked at each other and said, 'We like each other and we make each other laugh, but this isn't for the long-term.' "

Thank God Kinko's is open 24-hours a day so that Jaime Kennedy can make copies of his resume. Something tells us he's going to be pink-slipped from The Ghost Whisperer aaannnyyyy day now.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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