Depressed About Being Single? Buck Up, At Least You're Not Dating Simon Monjack!

You know, we were just wondering why we hadn't heard anything from Joe Jackson in awhile. Turns out he's been working his pimp hand teaching a course at the learning annex, "So A Loved One Has Died: How To Turn Your Pain Into Profit."

Guess who filled out the registration form on the back of the summer course catalog?

Brittany Murphy's widow Simon Monjack gave Radar an exclusive tour of THE DEATH BATHROOM where, you know, his wife died. We guess he wanted to show off the kick-ass jets in the tub. Pulsating massage action, y'all!

"You're the first people to ever see the infamous bathroom, Simon painfully told RadarOnline.com. Today was the three month anniversary of her [Brittany's] death and before I saw you I was actually with Sharon at the grave.

This is the first time I've come in here actually. It's shocking.

Monjack said he turned down six-figure offers from media outlets to show the bathroom and received no money for the interview or video footage.

Of course he did. He's holding out for the really big bucks when he makes them pay to rifle through Brittany Murphy's underwear drawer.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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