Get Out Your Bic Lighters For This One

Ya'll are some selfish sumabitches. Yeah, YOU, so stop looking around like you don't know who we're talking about. There's no one else in the room but you anyway. You're always thinking about MEMEMEME. But what about how others are suffering? Do you ever think about that, huh, do ya? WHAT ABOUT CHRIS BROWN?

After the indignity of having to sport a Fanta orange jumpsuit (a Lindsay Lohan design!) that did nothing for his figure or skin-tone during his community service, Brown is now literally begging his fans to help him keep auto-tune in business.

The convicted woman beater used a recorded audio message on SayNow.com to spread his desperate plea. In the message, Brown begs his fans to help "bring me back," saying "a lot of radio stations aren't playing my records. They are not being that supportive and I wouldn't expect them to."

Brown goes on to say he's "a better guy now" ... but says "[My music] won't be possible if I'm not relevant on the radio." You know Rhianna downloaded that as her ringtone. Ring-a-ding-ding-dong ...

If you slow down the audio, you get the real message behind what Brown is trying to say: without his fans' help, he may be forced to make drastic cutbacks to his lifestyle -- like having to buy a 2009 Ferrari instead of a 2010.

Now, think about THAT when you go to bed tonight and decide if you can live with yourself. The consequences will be on your head.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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