What, No One's Claimed To Have Slept With James And Tiger Yet? These Are Some Lazy Hos

FEMA help us! The tide of unwashed skanks is not receding!!! SEND MORE SANDBAGS. After going through Tiger Woods' slutnami, you should already be prepared.

Jesse James is getting one trick closer to beating Tiger Woods' record, because a fourth ho has come forward claiming that she too sexed Jesse James on the down low for 3 years and that the affair ended just recently.

And yes, there's proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.

You know, "affair" makes it sound like they got together to discuss Wuthering Heights in faux British accents while drinking Earl Grey with lemon. Random booty calls on the sofa in Jesse's office and the dressing room of the strip club other hours is not an "affair." It's old fashioned f**kery.

Unlike eenie, meeny, miney, mo hos 1, 2 and 3, lo pro ho #3 hasn't gone public yet and has already hired mistress whore mouthpiece Gloria Allred to represent her.

Allred said, "I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three-year intimate relationship with Jesse James." Uh, beautiful model and businesswoman? Right. Translation: she models knock-off Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie on her Go Daddy website.

He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke."

Please. The as-yet unidentified shank in question is just waiting to see how much money Jesse stuffs in her g-string in exchange for her silence. As soon as the check clears, she's getting those "Role Model" and "All Deposits Welcome" tattoos she's always wanted. Crap. We think it's Tila Tequila.

When asked for comment, Tiger Woods reportedly said, Wheeeeeee! and high-fived his press agent. This has gotta be the best thing to happen to him this year.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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