We Are Reaching Alleged-Tiger-Woods-Girlfriend Overload

Hands up who thinks this whole Tiger Woods thing is over. Really? You'd better brace yourself for bad news.

Us Weekly is claiming that serial-cheater Tiger Woods once dated serial-cheater LeAnn Rimes. Wait a minute, she's not a stripper! *so confused*

According to a source, Woods and Rimes "went out a few times" before she wed soon-to-be ex-husband Dean Sheremet in 2002.

"They hooked up and everything," the source says. "Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!"

Alas, Rimes' dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. "Then her dad almost had a heart attack," the source adds. "And he made her stop seeing Tiger."

In Mr. Rimes' defense, "age difference" sounds way better than "Oh my god, I can't believe my daughter is dating a black guy -- when did I mess up?"

So basically LeAnn went from dating a black dude to marrying a gay man to cheating on her gay husband with a married man.

Huh.

This must be what people in the Bible Belt mean by the "new South."

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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