Just When You Thought Ed Hardy Couldn't Get Any Worse . . .

You've got to hand it to Lindsay Lohan. She doesn't take defeat lying down. Kneeling maybe, but not lying down.

LiLo will follow-up her massive failure at Ungaro by designing a line of handbags for Lucifer's brand of choice Ed Hardy. We guess Jon Gosselin needs a sensible clutch to keep his balls in.

And if by "design" you mean LiLo does a bump, points in the general direction of a handbag and yells "make that tiger head bigger!!" then yeah, she's a designer. Sniff sniff.

It's a match made in white-trash heaven!

A source explains, "Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner. They thought she'd be a good fit and so did she."

Of course she did. She's gotta find a way to keep "milk" on the table until that E-trade money comes pouring in.

"As of last week, there are three collections in development and numerous more are expected," a source says. "Lindsay is very directly involved with the project, and she's always pulling things online and from magazines for ideas."

There's another name for "pulling things online and from magazines for ideas." It's called "stealing."

But just think of all the clever pockets Lindsay Lohan will put in those bags... one hidden pocket for stolen jewelry or drugs, a hidden second lining for stolen clothes, a place for the crack pipe . . . Whitney Houston's ordering one in every color!

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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