Well, If You're A Drunken Frat Boy That Is, Wooo!

Moms are usually the voice of reason: Always wear clean underwear; don't sit on the toilet seats in a public restroom; and don't do anything that will give them a heart attack if big mouth Cousin Larry blabs about it at the family reunion.

If you want to see an example of good mothering, just look at Dina Lohan. Then think of someone who's the complete opposite of her.

White Oprah and her daughter Lindsay Lohan were out partying in L.A. at Chateau Mormont until 2am. Always a good idea when your third deposition is at 10am the next day.

Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007. LiLo was a no-show at two previously scheduled depositions because her lawyers weren't thinking ahead by leaving a trail of JD shots from the parking lot to the court house. Idiots.

At least mommy made herself useful and held Lindsay's hair out of her face when she yakked in the plastic foliage. No doubt Hallmark has a Mother's Day card for special mother-daughter moments like that.

Granted, it's not like the deposition would go well even if Lindsay did show up because there's no way Lindsay will remember anything that happened that night three years ago. Lindsay doesn't even remember what she did last week.

Somebody should tell Lindsay that depositions have open bars and speedball sampler platters, because that's the only you're gonna get her to show up.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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