Apparently "Bones" Isn't Just a Clever Name

Being a mistress is profitable in Hollywood, because even if you're banging married D-listers like David Boreanaz, the lowest of celebrities can be extorted for at least five figures.

Boreanaz is the latest cheat to admit to having an affair during his nine-year marriage to Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman. Reportedly David came forward because his side-piece, repped by mistress mouthpiece Gloria Allred, was blackmailing him for six figures.

Boreanaz paid her hush money in the past but had enough when she wanted more.
He said, I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with, he said. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.

Boreanaz never identified the mistress but it's largely rumored it was Tiger Woods'
number one whore Rachel Uchitel.

You know, with the number of married peens notched on her headboard, Rachel is a sidewalk strut away from being a straight up call girl with Allred as her pimp hired to collect her money. Looks like A Pimp Named Slickback has got some competition on the block!

Only one woman has crawled out of the slutpile to claim her ho-check so far (Boreanaz -1, Tiger Woods - a million) and she's not a tattooed Nazi so Jaime should just drag David on down to Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry, and call it a day. Honestly, getting caught cheating with just one chick these days is so retro, like back when MTV actually showed videos.

At this point, the most shocking news would be about a faithful and happily married celebrity couple. Let's hope next year will be "the year of keeping the dick in the pants." Yeah, we laughed out loud, too.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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