After All, It's The One Thing She's Still Good At
Lindsay Lohan hasn't worked in forever, is $23,000 behind in her rent and $600,000 in debt but apparently she still has points on her frequent filer card.
Lohan is in danger of being thrown into a jail cell for violating her probation by not going to alcohol education classes so OF COURSE, the first thing she did was book a flight to the Cannes Film Festival.
Responsibility and Lindsay are evidently still not on speaking terms.
It took Lindsay Lohan roughly six hours from the time she landed in France until she was making a drunken idiot of herself. She is fluent in French after all: Veuve, Moet, Dom, Cristal, Krug, Perrier-Jouet, Taittinger, Bollinger...
Linds hit a plush yacht party in the French city and as her eyes grew increasingly bleary throughout the evening, her legs correspondingly became wobblier culminating in a spectacular roadside tumble.
Later on, Lindsay took time out from standing upright to enjoy a relaxing squat,
brandishing her grazed knees in the process. But to be fair, it could have just been
complications from jet-lag. After all, the first vodka shot after being forced to be
sober by air marshals is a doozie! But if Linds had read the "1 Shot, 2 Shot, 3 Shot
... Floor!" article in the in-flight magazine she would have known to pace herself.
Reading is fundamental.
By Paige Muller
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