Completes Inevitable Next Step Before Getting Her Own Reality Show

Turns out that destroying someone's marriage has its benefits.

Tiger Woods' (and David Boreanaz's) #1 Whore Rachel Uchitel has reportedly signed a deal to pose in Playboy. But apparently she has too much class to go completely nude.

According to sources:

Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday -- but we found out that Tiger Woods' #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down -- which is in three weeks. We're also told Rachel won't be baring it all -- just the backside ... and the topside.

Man, for a whore she sure has a real high opinion of herself.

We bet Rachel just doesn't want all those lower-income, single guys to see the goods for free. They just let anybody buy that magazine, you know. This must be that new hooker math: $10 million from Tiger Woods, gifts and other p***y payments from David Boreanaz, bank from Playboy. Keeping her cooch covered just drove up the price of admission.

Damn, this plan is better than a 401k.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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