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You have to admire Lindsay Lohan's commitment to maintaining her delusion that drinking, falling down and throwing drinks in her ex-lesbian lover's face are rehearsals for her "role" in the Linda Lovelace biopic. And not, you know a typical weekday.

So that crack-head talking to themselves on the corner? Method acting! That mumbling is just them practicing their Oscar speech.

Yeah, LiLo is playing porn star Linda Lovelace. She calls it "acting," but most of us are calling it on the job training for her future career.

Shooting on the film hasn't even started yet (and it probably never will), but there's already posters out for the straight-to-Skinemax disaster. A more realistic movie would be Linda Lovelace playing Lilo in the "Lindsay Lohan Story."

These pics are normal, regular shots of Hohan any night of the week. They must have photo-shopped out the crack pipe. But now that you know what they look like, it'll be easier to find them in the 99 cent DVD clearance bin at Wal-Mart among all those copies of MacGruber.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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