More Or Less Annoying Separately Than When They Were Together?

Apparently all the Botox Heidi Montag's had injected into her face hasn't paralyzed all of her brain cells yet.

Blowup Barbie has come to her senses and did a Waiting to Exhale number (minus the budget for a flaming car) on her walking fleshy pube bush husband, Spencer Pratt.

Heidi's rep tells TMZ: "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career" and Hollywood people won't work with her because she's got a loose cannon of a husband.

By "acting" she means porn, right?

If this is true, at least Heidi has her scary plastic face to remember Spencer by. "Memories, of the face I used to know" ... If this was one of Heidi's singles, it would be auto-tuned to sound like it was recorded in Kim Zolciak's powder room after they all got drunk on white wine spritzers.

But the more important question is: who's going to move the living room furniture from the center of the room to along the wall and film her "music videos" now?

We wouldn't put it past these two attention-whores to drum up some fake publicity in hopes of getting their own reality shows. Heidi a dating show, "Scalpel of Love," and Spencer a show where he's an explosives test dummy, called "The Most Awesome Show Ever."

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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