Sister Kim Is Going To Have To Go Lesbian To Top This ... Or Start Dating White Guys

Hide your pets and your livestock!

Lock your doors.

NOTHING is safe.

That rumbling you hear isn't a raging hurricane or a howling typhoon.

I's Khloe Kardashian stalking through the streets terrorizing Taco Bells and abandoned dumpsters to feed her pregnancy cravings like Godzilla attacking Tokyo.

Realizing people forget she's even related to that chick with the big ass, Khloe Kardashian has reportedly filled her uterus with seven months of guaranteed attention, according to RadarOnline.

This will be Khloe's first child with husband Lamar Odom and his third. She's already decided to name the baby "little cover of Life & Style magazine." Awww.

A source close to the family tells Radar that Khloe is around two months pregnant, Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby. Lamar is happy and ecstatic about having a baby with Khloe. Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream. They're really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn't like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.

Please, even Khloe's un-born baby is looking for a press agent.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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