Wed, May 23 2012

Gary Coleman's Wife Sells Deathbed Pictures

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Damn, Even in Death People Are Still Trying To Screw Him Over

It looks like Shannon Price is following in Simon Monjack's money-grubbing footsteps, because Radar is saying that Gary Coleman's ex-wife is already trying to make a quick dollar over his death.

Shannon's greedy little fingerprints are all over four photos taken of Coleman while he lay in a coma, bloody and with tubes sticking out of him. The photos were sold to an unnamed tabloid for five figures. A photo taken after Gary's death was not part of the deal. Even TMZ passed on buying the pictures, so you know that sh*t is serious. The photos may hit stands early this week.

Somewhere, Abraham is crying goldfish tears.

Three of the four photos were taken by a production company hired by Shannon Price who had enough foresight to see she could make a killing on them after he died. Which was soon. Because she pulled the plug after only a day. A source says the minion of Satan is even featured in one of the photos. No doubt posing in front of Gary with a big smile and two thumbs up.

Joe Jackson was heard bellowing, "Keep going, Shannon! You making me look GOOD!"

Shannon has already stuffed a few bills into her feeding sack for the interview she gave the day after Gary died. But Shannon isn't stopping there and she's currently shopping around a second interview for $50,000. A source says that for the right price Shannon is willing to give a video tour of the place where she busted Gary's head. We mean, where Gary accidentally busted his head.

It's like she's following the Simon Monjack playbook to the gravy-covered T. His ghost is probably floating behind her giving her advice "First, you get the drugs. Then you get the penguins. Then you bang the mom."

Next up, the O.J. style book "If I did it" detailing the exact way Shannon killed Gary...except her's would be more like a comic book.

By Paige Muller


Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
About the author:

Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.

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