If Only The U.S. And Canada Could Get Rid Of Him, Too ... Any Takers? Anyone? Hello?

Apparently, the UK doesn't take kindly to people who beat the crap out of their girlfriends coming to their country.

Chris Brown was supposed to kick-off his European tour on Wednesday in Glasgow but the plug got pulled on the whole gig after a big fat DEEENNNNIED was stamped in his passport.

Officials in Great Britain revealed they wouldn't let the singer cross the border because of his criminal record ... specifically the attack on Rihanna. The move seriously screws up Brown's tour -- which had at least 3 scheduled stops in the UK.

Downer: Now they will have to refund the ticket price to those three fans

Britain's Home Office said, We reserve the right to refuse entry to the U.K. to anyone guilty of a serious criminal offence. Public safety is one of our primary concerns. Each application to enter the U.K. is considered on its individual merits. Someone's getting promoted, la, la, la ...

Listen closely. That faint sound you hear is karma comin' a callin'. Charlie Sheen might want to start sleeping with the lights on. You know, just in case.

Chris Brown, while angrily punching his dolls, played his usual game of Tweet Then Delete with the news, posting the bad news on his Twitter before taking the tweets down: SORRY to all the fans in europe!!! my tour is cancelled, Im pretty sure yall know. my entry was denied in your country. i love you.SORRY!!"

Let us take this moment to say, wahahaha. May we also add, you suck, Chris Brown.

Ed Note: What an idiot. Europe is NOT a country. It's an awesome hair band from the 80's. The More You Know. *rainbow*

By Paige Muller

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