She'll Have A New Boyfriend By The Time Her Next Film Opens So Don't Worry About Remembering His Name. Just Call Him "Temp" For Short.

Finally!

After months of having nothing to do except wonder how her life went so wrong, Jennifer Aniston's publicist has something to keep her busy.

Blahniston has apparently found herself a new stand-in for her old reliable boyfriend pillow. Durcell's stock is going to plummet.

Jennifer has taped a picture of Jason Sudeikis' (of SNL and 30 Rock) face on her Ken groom doll in her secret wedding chapel room, because she's been on a few dates with him.

Jennifer and Jason first met on the set of The Bounty Hunter but he was married and she was pretend-dating Gerard Butler at the time, so they kept it platonic. But Jason is divorced now so she's latched onto him like a SCRAM bracelet on Lindsay Lohan's ankle.

A source says, When Jen found out he was going through a break-up late last year, she made the effort to invite Jason over for dinner in case he was feeling lonely or down. They talked for hours and really opened up to each other. After a while, Jen realized she missed him in-between dates. She finds him hilarious. He is just what Jen needs a solid, low key, funny man. It's early days, but she's quietly thrilled.

QUIETLY THRILLED?! Puleze.

Jennifer will buy thousands of copies of all the tabloids, go home, spread them all over her bed, get nekkid and roll around on top of them for HOURS. JOY! And then gather her stuffed teddy bears and unicorns (e.g. her pretend wedding party) in a circle and tell them about their new daddy. Raggedy Ann and Andy will be rolling their sewed on beady eyes because last time their "new daddy" turned out to be just cardboard cut-out of Brad Pitt. Yeah, imagine trying to explain how you got papercuts *there.*

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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