Lilo Is In Demand
Is Lindsay actually....employable?
Some
no-name Hollywood producer would argue that she is.
According to Nathan Folks, a producer in Los Angeles, his studio is
actively
seeking to nail Lindsay Lohan down for the role in his CIA spy film.
Little is known about the plot, however the movie-maker asserts
that Lohan would be ideal for the role.
He said:
From the title alone
you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe
that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as
a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role in this very high
concept story. She has what it takes to pull it off. Studios have dealt
with this problem for many years; the only difference now is that it's
more public because of the internet. Robert Doweney Jr. had problems
and he still was able to make films. You hire a full-time assistant
that their entire job is to make sure the star does not do any drugs or
alcohol during production. You put their salary in an escrow account
for the entire duration of the production and when filming is completed
to the satisfaction of the producer then you release the funds to the
actor. In this situation I am putting up half of the funds for the film
and then allowing the investor that puts the second half of the money
first out. It is a $10 million dollar film, financed easily, and
everyone is happy.
OK. Um, first: Linds aint no Doweney Jr.
And secondly; CIA!?
The girl keeps getting arrested. You think she knows anything about the law?
Is this guy trying to cash in on a young girl's misfortune?













