Wed, May 23 2012

Someone Wants To Hire Lohan

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Lilo Is In Demand

Is Lindsay actually....employable?

Some no-name Hollywood producer would argue that she is.

According to Nathan Folks, a producer in Los Angeles, his studio is
actively seeking to nail Lindsay Lohan down for the role in his CIA spy film.

Little is known about the plot, however the movie-maker asserts that Lohan would be ideal for the role.

He said:

From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role in this very high concept story. She has what it takes to pull it off. Studios have dealt with this problem for many years; the only difference now is that it's more public because of the internet. Robert Doweney Jr. had problems and he still was able to make films. You hire a full-time assistant that their entire job is to make sure the star does not do any drugs or alcohol during production. You put their salary in an escrow account for the entire duration of the production and when filming is completed to the satisfaction of the producer then you release the funds to the actor. In this situation I am putting up half of the funds for the film and then allowing the investor that puts the second half of the money first out. It is a $10 million dollar film, financed easily, and everyone is happy.

OK. Um, first: Linds aint no Doweney Jr.
And secondly; CIA!?

The girl keeps getting arrested. You think she knows anything about the law?

Is this guy trying to cash in on a young girl's misfortune?


Billie Misha
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Billie got her start in the media industry as a photographer. Snapping on red carpets and at film events, she quickly learned that if a picture speaks a thousand words, a blogger speaks a million. She has written for dozens of websites and online publications, and loves to scoop stories on the steamiest scandals, the biggest and best trends,and whatever else is making news RIGHT NOW!
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