Charlie Sheen is 'Fine'

It was only yesterday that reports leaked about Charlie Sheen's alcohol induced hospitalization at New York Presbyterian Hospital. According to sources, he was found naked on the floor of his Plaza Hotel suite, and was rushed to emergency.

However, Two And A Half Men star is already doling out his two and a half cents on the event, claiming that the incident was innocent.

So far, there's a bit of uncertainty regarding the circumstances surrounding the event, but according to media reports, the star was intoxicated and possibly overdosed on illegal drugs. Sheen's reps, however, are citing the cause as an allergic reaction to medication. Yeah. Right.

When asked about the ordeal by RadarOnline, he wrote:

"Oh I'm fine, my man. The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far as the reality of the scenario. I know what went down and that's where it will stay... under wraps."

The actor was allegedly nude and fully incoherent on the floor with an unidentified woman (who was also naked, go figure) and $20,000 worth of damage done to his hotel room. We're not quite sure how you down play that? Maybe he just REALLY needed his epipen?

Sheen was scheduled to be released from the hospital today but flew back to Los Angeles Tuesday afternoon. We can't say much for his reputation, but the man sure is timely!

Courtney Gilmour
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