BREAKING NEWS: It's The End Of The World
The
world is supposed to end in 2012, according to prophecies from the
Mayan Calendar.
There has been much debate and speculation circling the notion that civilization will meet its demise in that year - there have been films made about it, manifestos passed
out around on subways - but perhaps the greatest proof that Armageddon is
coming has finally arrived:
Sarah Palin plans to run for President in 2012.
This announcement just rocked the internet harder than a Haitian earthquake. We're like, WTF!?
She said this today:
"It's
going to entail a discussion with my family [and] a real close look at
the lay of the land, to consider whether there are those with that
common sense, conservative, pro-Constitution passion, whether there are
already candidates out there who can do the job or whether there's
nobody willing to do it, to make the tough choices and not care what
the critics are going to say about you, just going forward according to
what I think the priorities should be.... If there's nobody else to do it, then of course I would believe that we should do this."
'If there's nobody else to do it...'? Seriously? This isn't Kareoke night, Palin! Leave politics to the politicians and quit frightening the children!













