They're Creepy and They're Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky, They're All Together Ooky . . .
What the heck is it about goth rocker Marilyn Manson that draws women to him like mens' bathrooms draw George Michael?
Just when we thought The Wrestler star Evan Rachel Wood, had come to her senses and realized that she was dating the Crypt Keeper, she and the guy-liner poster boy are giving their bizzaro relationship another go after a temporary split last October. The folks at the MAC cosmetics counter will be thrilled.
The odd couple started dating in late 2006 when Evan was 18 as his marriage to Dita Von Teese imploded. Before Dita, the improbable Romeo was engaged to actress Rose McGowan.
Manson Frankenstyled formerly blond Evan into a carbon copy of his brunette burlesque queen ex-wife, who was sick of his Hugh Hefner-like behavior, never-ending late nights, absinthe consumption and sleeping in a coffin after drinking the blood of innocents.
Wood recently slammed rumors that she and Wrestler co-star Mickey Rourke were in a movie-cest relationship (he plays her father), saying "I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will." Right, because Manson and Brad Pitt are practically twins. And FYI, Manson is 19 years older than Evan.
For all of his "OMG, he said THAT!?"ramblings and penchant for John Travolta white suits, Rourke would totally have been an upgrade.
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