Congrats, Chris. You Are Now the Biggest Douche Ever!

Chris Brown's reluctant attendance at anger management classes won't be enough to rehab his battered image if the latest development in the Brown-Rihanna drama proves to be true.

Star magazine reports that the "Umbrella" singer was about to reveal that she was pregnant on the night of the attack.

The pub is reporting that days before the terrifying incident, Rihanna consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris' baby." Their relationship already on shaky ground, an insider says she was scared that he "would react badly" to the daddy-to-be dish. Talk about an understatement.

If the popular pop star is indeed pregnant, it's possible that she never got the chance to tell Brown before their Grammy night ended with injuries and bruises to her face and bite marks, allegedly caused by Brown.

That giant sucking sound you hear is Brown's career being flushed down the toilet.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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