Music Industry Breathes a Sigh of Relief

Professional layabout Kevin Federline has found his next failed career.

The former Mr. Britney Spears is going to try his hand at designing a children's clothing line called Otzi. Overpriced Z-List Celebrity Crapola has a better ring to it, don't you think?

WWD reports he's hitting trade shows in Las Vegas to research for it and hunt for inspiration.

"It's a really tough business, I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans," he said, bemoaning the perils of buying expensive clothing for the two sons he has with Spears. We're sure the average parent can totally relate (insert eye roll here).

"You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I'm looking to do something much more reasonable."

Two words for ya K-Fed, Gap Kids.

By Paige Muller

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