They Are So Not Going To Be Invited To The Neighborhood Block Party . . .

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Sam Ronson bring the drama more than an entire season of the L Word. The always feuding twosome seem to have just two settings for their relationship: drama and discord.

On Saturday afternoon, they flipped both switches to nuclear, resulting in a scene right out of Cops with dozens of police cars and paparazzi outside of Sam's Canyon home in Los Angeles.

Initial reports suggested the police were attempting to serve Lindsay with an arrest warrant that had been issued on appropriately enough, Friday the 13th. The $50,000 warrant stemmed from her May 2007 DUI arrest that culminated in a trip to rehab for the Freaky Friday star.

However, it's since been confirmed that police were called in response to the disturbance at the home. LAPD officers knocked on the door but were not admitted.

According to an on-the-scene source, "It sounded like a wall being hit with something loudly." And TMZ reports that Lindsay allegedly threw something and broke a window during the couple's argument.

The spat-happy duo's latest dust up follows a Las Vegas blow-up during Ronson's DJ gig at hot spot Prive earlier in the week.

According to the London Sun, "Lindsay decided she was going to surprise Sam at the club and showed up around 1 a.m.," a source reports. "Sam appeared to be furious and the two started to argue in the DJ booth, before Lindsay began dancing wildly."

Around 3:00 a.m., Ronson was spotted hopping into her Porsche and driving off into the night. Lohan turned up minutes later when she realized she'd been left behind. Paparazzi just happened to be conveniently on hand to capture her reaction.

"Did she leave?" an increasingly distraught LiLo is heard asking. "Did she [bleeping] leave?"

"Everyone is urging Lindsay to leave her," a mole tells FOXNews.com. "They have the worst fights almost every day, but it's always Lindsay that does the crawling." Ah, so that's the reason her line of leggings includes a pair with knee pads.

Meanwhile, Chris Brown is somewhere high-fiving his PR team for the gift wrapped domestic distraction from his own legal and relationship woes.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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