Somehow, We Just Can't Picture Her At Mommy And Me Groups

In addition to her twin "girls," porn star Jenna Jameson now has two bouncing baby boys.

She and her boyfriend of two years, former Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, welcomed their first children together on Monday morning.

Charlie Sheen's twins Max and Bob are soooo going to want to go to Jenna's house for play dates. Come to think of it, so will Charlie.

"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us Weekly. "She's been taking it easy. She's very excited to be a mom."

Let the MILF and double-team jokes begin. Jenna should probably use the time between feedings to start working on what she'll tell the boys mommy used to do when they're older.

"It has been my dream to have children for a...long time, and I truly feel like finally...the time is right and god has blessed me," Jenna blogged back in September. "I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive."

So, will Jameson and Ortiz marry now that they're soon-to-be sleep deprived co-parents?

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

The names of the twins haven't been released. We're going to take a wild guess: Dirk Diggler and Money Shot.

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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