We'll Go Out On A Limb And Say It's Not Her Talent He's Interested In

The Hills are alive with the sound of moving vans.

Whitney Port has moved into The City and Lauren Conrad has traded inexplicable celebrity for a shot at ruining the literary world. Now Audrina Patridge is the latest of the made-for-TV friends who will leave the reality show after its fifth season.

The reality star has reportedly signed a deal with Burnett Productions, the company behind reality hits Survivor and The Apprentice, to document the oh-so-terribly-interesting goings on in her professional (uh, that should eat up about five minutes of air time since she doesn't actually DO anything) and personal (cue the impendingBro-mance crossover) life. Maybe she'll finally learn to actually LOOK AT THE CAMERA. Her fake boobs are really the only conversation-worthy thing about her so that's probably a minor quibble.

Since Audrina, like gal pal Whitney, has the personality of a wet noodle, we thought we'd help out with casting and suggest Peaches Geldof as her more famous and interesting socialite sidekick. After all, a posh British accent automatically makes everything more dramatic. Or better yet, Burnett could just cast Audrina on the next season of Survivor and oh, just kind of forget to tell her how to get back from Exile Island.

Despite all its stars jumping ship, there's still no official word if the show will re-up for a sixth season. Only Heidi Montag and her permanent shadow Spencer Pratt are still attached. Of course. Which means look for Heidi & Spencer: Newlyweds to air between My Super Sweet Sixteen and True Life this time next year.

But at least those two crazy kids will avoid the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, and Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro curse since they're not officially married. Huh, maybe they're not so dumb after all.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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