Now Who Is She Going To Drag To All Those Kabbalah Meetings?

Watch out all you PYTs! Madonna is on the prowl again. The superstar cougar has reportedly ended her three month fling with Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz.

Madonna's eye candy of the moment apparently didn't figure out that when you're linked to one of the world's most famous divorcees, discretion is the way to go.

The London Sun claims that Jesus, 22, who's supposedly crashing at the pop icon's New York digs, wrecked his plushy ride on the gravy train when he got up close and personal with lingerie model Luciana Costa, 31, at a party in Rio de Janeiro. With all those Kabbalah bashs M dragged him to, Jesus must not have gotten around to reading her big ole list of do's and don'ts for proper boyfriend behavior.

She [Madonna] was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she's enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realize that he'll be better suited to somebody his own age, says an inside source.

While most girls head for the Ben 'n' Jerry's and Mojitos after a breakup, the Material Girl jetted straight to New York for a soiree celebrating designer Valentino with ex pat pal Gwyneth Paltrow.

Her Madgesty certainly won't get a sympathetic shoulder to cry on from "friend" Alex Rodriguez. The Chicago Sun-Times says the New York Yankee, who gets to first base with himself in the April issue of Details, has been ignoring Madonna's calls and sending them straight to voice-mail, no doubt to spend more time alone kissing himself in a mirror.

Somewhere, now Madonna-free Guy Ritchie, who recently stepped out with supremely well-preserved supermodel Elle Macpherson, is doing a tiny fist pump and saying, "Ha! I win."

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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