George Clooney, The Other White Meat

PETA's Latest Gimmick: Clooney-Flavored Tofu!
There's no doubt that former ER star and all around Hollywood A-lister George Clooney looks good enough to eat.

At least, that's what PETA thinks anyway. After coming into possession of a gym towel soaked with the actor's sweat, the president of the organization penned a letter to the 'Sexiest Man Alive', asking permission to use his salty secretions to create a Clooney-flavored tofu. Seriously.

"The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu)," writes PETA. "Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu." Kind of puts a new spin on the term "man eater," doesn't it?

Apparently, making CloFu is 'no different than making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.' " Now there's a snazzy tag line for you: 'New! From the Makers of Brad Pitt Faux Hot Dogs, It's CloFu, Clooney-Flavored Tofu! You Loved Him In Ocean's Eleven, Now You Can Put Him On Your Plate. CloFu, It Tastes Like Chicken. And Sweaty Armpits!'

The great minds at PETA even offer serving suggestions for all your CloFu cooking needs. Cheese-scented CloFlu pizza or lasagna anyone? Throw in a little Soylent Green and you got yourself a meal!

Personally, we are perfectly happy to keep our tofu in the fridge and Clooney on the screen, ne'er the twain to meet.

Now, who's for steak and potatoes?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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