Demi Moore Hasn't Had This Much Exposure Since Her Last Film

Ashton Kutcher has thrown down the gauntlet for sheer entertainment value in the Twitterverse.

Diddy's tantric sex marathons? Over it (and by the way, eww. We sooo don't want to know about it unless your name is Brad Pitt or George Clooney, thanks). John Mayer's "I'm so sensitive" poetry challenge? Yawn. Lilly Allen and Perez Hilton's annoying tweet battle? Watch Dumb and Dumber instead.

Ashton put his experience as Nikon's spokesperson to good use, snapping a photo of wife Demi Moore's bikini-bottomed rear as she was bending over while in Turks and Caicos for Bruce Willis' wedding. Way to upstage the bride, guys.

Ash waxed poetic about his wifey's backside via the following Tweet: "Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!"

If that's not love, we don't know what is.

And evidently Bruce's wedding got the What Happens in Vegas star thinking about his own marriage as he offered his own sage relationship words of wisdom:

• "For me it's about relearning that supporting my wife isn't about providing $ and Home, it's about supporting her desires, needs and emotions."
• "Greatest lesson in my marriage. Don't try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature."
• "2nd greatest lesson. When she says time for bedhop to, good things await."

Awww, our little Kelso has really grown up. *sniffle* But Demi's daughter's Rumer, Scout and Tallulah probably wish their step dad was less tech savvy.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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