Wed, May 23 2012

Lindsay Lohan's X-Rated Ride

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Is The 'Freaky Friday' Star Getting Freaky With Porn Producer?

Lindsay Lohan's last movie is bypassing the big screen for DVD but will she be making another small-screen debut of an, uhm, adult nature?

Given her chronic unemployment, we wondered how the fallen starlet was funding her Diddy-like shopping sprees, especially her recently purchased $115,000 Maserati.

Turns out the the car isn't a gift from girlfriend Sam Ronson or a new charge on her credit car. It's actually on loan from "porn king" Dennis DeSantis, producer of many legendary XXX movies. No doubt the cinematography and dialogue are Spielberg worthy.

According to sources, DeSantis made the gift to the bisexual starlet out of the generousity of his lube-loving heart with no strings attached. But we all know there is no such thing as a free lunch (or slick, six-figure car).

Between LiLo's porn-y sounding commercial and her conveniently padded leggings, is I Know Who Screwed Me the next step? It won't win an Oscar but it'll get a big O.

By Paige Muller


Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
About the author:

Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.

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