Which Do You Think Chris Brown Fears Most: Jail or Oprah?

*Rihanna is reportedly in talks to appear on Oprah's show, with one condition: Chris Brown has to be there to give a public apology about, you know, the incident. This reunion could provide less cause for couch jumping and more opportunities for stern looks from Queen O. If he wusses out, maybe BangBang can give Brown a tattoo of a pacifier. But we're pretty such it's illegal or something to say "No" to the O.

*Paris Hilton's reality show BFFs are as disposable as her boyfriends and pets. And fashion sense (ha!). Shockingly,she and stand-in Brittany Flickinger are no longer exchanging friendship bracelets and reportedly haven't spoken in two months. At least this gives Paris the chance to renew her search for a new beastie. But we kinda hope Kathy Griffin sticks around for more than a pap photo opp. The sharp tongued comic just so happens to be an ordained minister so the heirhead and her boyfriend (insert name here) just have to do is pick a date and voila!, the next failed celebrity marriage.

*Britney Spears continues to demonstrate her questionable taste in men. Reportedly Brit was getting jiggy with it a "hunky" 21-year-old backup dancer. "Britney was a bad girl...Literally as soon as her dad left, she started getting cozy with a backup dancer named Gio. It wasn't serious. They had a few romantic interludes, and she bought him a few things -- a pair of shoes and some clothes -- even though she's on an allowance." Yeah, cause that worked out soooo well the last time, Brit (cough *K-Fed* cough). Wisely, papa Jamie Spears squashed the booty call and future leech on the pop star's bank account. Yay, dodged another "Popazoa!"

*"I Wanna Sex You Up." The Sex and the City big-screen sequel will hit theaters May 28, 2010. Like her love of shoes, we predict Carrie B will be a mom of multiples. We hear Octo-Mom is making calls about a cameo.

*Stop us if you're heard this one before. On-again, off-again MTV reality couple Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are off. Again. The indecisive duo divorced in 2004 but were spotted getting reacquainted after the Blink-182 drummer's tragic plane crash in September. Us magazine alleges the latest split comes after a nasty verbal battle about a sighting of Moakler cozying up to 300 hottie Gerard Butler while Barker was still in the hospital. And par for rocky course, they've kicked off about round of blog battles. God, ya'll. Quit MySpace and hook up with Twitter on the rebound while you're at it, m'k?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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