Study Says Staring at Boobs Can Be Healthy For Men
An extremely strange study out of Frankfurt, Germany, states that a man's health will improve if he stares at a woman's breasts. Yes, according to the findings, a man who gets his ogle on can actually expect to live longer. The kicker is, the doctor behind the study was, in fact, a woman.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and the author of the study, staring at a woman's boobs is actually considered a healthy practice for men. Her findings showed that a long leer at a lady's lovely lumps is nearly on par with a rigorous work out. And, just the same way that exercise improves quality of life, this activity is said to extend a man's lifespan by up to five years.
Dr. Weatherby added that, "just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt completed an thorough analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to stare at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
The results indicated that the men who did gawk regularly at big, round girly parts exhibited slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
So next time you notice a man staring at your cleavage, be he your lover or stranger, don't deny him a little glimpse. You could be denying him his life. (Pfft, yeah. Right).













