Manventures in Metropia: A Sexual Rite of Passage

An Honest Tell-All of Sex-Capades and Dating Trials

I'm a 26-year-old woman with a healthy appetite for men and naughty tunes that rock the mood. Single for about a year and a half now, I've had quite a number of unsatisfying car-sex episodes hinder an otherwise fabulous date. Despite being incapable of satiating my urges, my experiences getting to know these men contribute largely to my gab sessions with work colleagues. I'm curious to know what women choose to open up to their girlfriends about and what they keep private when it comes to exploring sex. Questions and comments are encouraged. And though I have the naughty nurse outfit, that doesn't quality me as a real sex doctor. So if you have a serious burning question, you should probably get that checked out.

Let's get right down to the topic of this column: Have you ever wanted to experiment with anally penetrating your man with a strap-on?

I haven't met a girl who has admitted to trying it. It's on my to-do list since I haven't yet found a guy (who isn't a cross dresser) to experiment with. I have so many questions about positioning and size of the strap-on, especially the belts that have internal stimulation for a lady while she's givin' it to her man. If you have tried it, please tell me everything!

A lot of guys enjoy being submissive in the bedroom, which is confusing since on the street, guys often go over the top to prove they're straight as a line. It's jarring how many guys I know will consider a girlfriend to fingering them erotic, but protest against the practice of "milking" (stimulating the prostate for a slow ejaculation). I'm reminded of that scene in Young People Fucking when the man in the awkward long-committed couple finally caves to his girlfriend's desire to screw him with a strap-on. You can tell by his facial expressions that he just bloody loves it. But he is embarrassed by enjoying it and grows confused about whether he's allowed to fully express his pleasure.

Wearing a strap-on for a woman delivers such a fierce feeling of empowerment and control. I can only imagine what power I will feel when I finally take a guy with one of those suckers.

By Christine Atkinson

Christine Atkinson, Manventures
		About the author:
		You can thank Christine’s Montreal roots for her sass and unveiled approach to sex and relating. Now based in Toronto, this self-proclaimed music (and sex) fiend consistently finds her dating world to be wrought with wrenches. Is this master dater truly the queen of her domain? Or is she unwittingly a victim of deceitful (and delicious) men? In either case, her misadventures are littered with hilarious mishaps and quirky events which prove dating an extreme sport for the heart (and inner thighs) in a metropolitan city.
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