Wed, May 23 2012

New Places To Have Sex

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Spice It Up

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Let's face it. No matter how much you love your partner, things can get boring after a while.  

If you’re experiencing a drought in the bedroom, maybe the bedroom is your problem. Things can become a bit routine when you’re, well, sticking to a routine.

Why not spice up your sex life by relocating it? By getting frisky in new and unusual places, you can breathe new life into the intimacy that has otherwise flat-lined.

Where [else] can you do the dirty? Here are five new and exciting places to get it on.

1. The Back Seat
Relive your high school experience by getting cozy in the backseat of your car. With space to recline, and a heated seat below you, it only seems natural that your mini-van do more than just drive carpool. Park somewhere private, like an empty parking lot, or on the side of a dirt road, pick a soft rock FM station, and take your lover for a ride. The best part is, you don’t have to return the keys to your dad by midnight - so take as long as you want.

2. The Office
Big offices are full of dark, unused spaces. With a bevy of paper closets and filing rooms to choose from, there’s got to be at least one place to take part in an NSFW activity. If your partner doesn’t work at your office, have him come by on his lunch break. Sneak away quietly and find a location that has a lock on the door. After all, you don’t want to get caught in the act. That’ll really give em something to talk about by the water cooler.

3. A Tent
There is nothing like the great outdoors, a steamy lover, and nothing but a thin layer of Nylon Poly-blend to separate you from the elements. Whether you head out for a weekend of camping, or simply set up in your back yard, there is something very private, and at the same time, very public about having sex in a tent. Toast marshmallows, eat hot dogs (the all-beef kind, get your mind out of the gutter) and rekindle your romance while singing kumbaya.

4. In Front Of The Fridge
We’ve all heard of sex in the kitchen, but here’s a new twist on an old favourite. Rather than getting up on a counter, or getting down on the floor (yuck, linoleum) - why not open the refrigerator, and sit him down in front of it. The chill will wake you up faster than a a triple espresso, and have you feeling even more keen to get close.

5. Department Store Fitting Room
If there is one thing that the 1970s taught us, it’s that mirrors are the best sex accessory. Head on in to your local department store and grab him a pair of slacks. Head to the fitting rooms and ask the attendant if you can help him. Because, after all, no man can pick out his own clothes. Duh. Then, rather than helping him into a new pair of pants, help him out of his current pair. Meow.

 

 

 

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Billie Misha
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Billie got her start in the media industry as a photographer. Snapping on red carpets and at film events, she quickly learned that if a picture speaks a thousand words, a blogger speaks a million. She has written for dozens of websites and online publications, and loves to scoop stories on the steamiest scandals, the biggest and best trends,and whatever else is making news RIGHT NOW!
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