Spice It Up

Let's face it. No matter how much you love your partner, things can get boring after a while.
If
you’re experiencing a drought in the bedroom, maybe the bedroom is your
problem. Things can become a bit routine when you’re, well, sticking to
a routine.
Why not
spice up your sex life by relocating it? By getting frisky in new and
unusual places, you can breathe new life into the intimacy that has
otherwise flat-lined.
Where [else] can you do the dirty? Here are five new and exciting places to get it on.
1. The Back Seat
Relive
your high school experience by getting cozy in the backseat of your
car. With space to recline, and a heated seat below you, it only seems
natural that your mini-van do more than just drive carpool. Park
somewhere private, like an empty parking lot, or on the side of a dirt
road, pick a soft rock FM station, and take your lover for a ride. The
best part is, you don’t have to return the keys to your dad by midnight
- so take as long as you want.
2. The Office
Big
offices are full of dark, unused spaces. With a bevy of paper closets
and filing rooms to choose from, there’s got to be at least one place
to take part in an NSFW activity. If your partner doesn’t work at your
office, have him come by on his lunch break. Sneak away quietly and
find a location that has a lock on the door. After all, you don’t want
to get caught in the act. That’ll really give em something to talk
about by the water cooler.
3. A Tent
There
is nothing like the great outdoors, a steamy lover, and nothing but a
thin layer of Nylon Poly-blend to separate you from the elements.
Whether you head out for a weekend of camping, or simply set up in your
back yard, there is something very private, and at the same time, very
public about having sex in a tent. Toast marshmallows, eat hot dogs
(the all-beef kind, get your mind out of the gutter) and rekindle your
romance while singing kumbaya.
4. In Front Of The Fridge
We’ve
all heard of sex in the kitchen, but here’s a new twist on an old
favourite. Rather than getting up on a counter, or getting down on the
floor (yuck, linoleum) - why not open the refrigerator, and sit him
down in front of it. The chill will wake you up faster than a a triple
espresso, and have you feeling even more keen to get close.
5. Department Store Fitting Room
If
there is one thing that the 1970s taught us, it’s that mirrors are the
best sex accessory. Head on in to your local department store and grab
him a pair of slacks. Head to the fitting rooms and ask the attendant
if you can help him. Because, after all, no man can pick out his own
clothes. Duh. Then, rather than helping him into a new pair of pants,
help him out of his current pair. Meow.
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