WARNING: These Celeb Sex Tapes Are Hotter Than Paris' and Kim's Combined!

Once upon a time, sex on camera was reserved for only Hugh's bunnies and Ron Jeremy's bleached out Jezebels.

Today, however, the celebrity sex tape has taken the porn industry and turned it on it's head. Yes, you no longer need to come from a broken home in middle America to take the porn scene by storm.

With the invention of the celeb sex tape, even those born with a silver spoon can be spooned on the silver screen.

Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and (soon) Heidi Montag will have joined the ranks of Debbie (you know, the one from Dallas) and all of the stars on Girls Next Door. Some people make the tapes to become a celeb, while others make tapes and then lose their celeb status forever. However one thing is for sure: WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

Here at WOMAN.ca, though, we like to switch things up. We're tired of the same old faces and naked behinds. Here are a list of the top five celebrity sex tapes that we want to see... they just haven't been made...yet:

1. Lady Gaga
Forget animals and toys, Gaga's sex tape would be all sorts of freaky. Imagine lace, papier mache, fake blood, and crutches. Although we're not sure who her co-star would be - perhaps she'd go it solo - we know that this video would be something to see. Judging by her music videos and live performances, we have a feeling that this sex tape would be quite the spectacle. She even has a great title for it already: Bad Romance!

2. Betty White
Talk about a come back! Betty White rose from the ashes like a stunning, white-haired phoenix, reviving her career and pushing ahead full force. Now, we'd like to see this former golden girl take a golden shower (and if you don't know what that is, ask your husband). Imagine, a room cluttered with nick-knacks and doilies, an automatic hospital bed, crotchless Depends, and her tanned, boyish male night-nurse just arrived to give her a sponge bath. YOWZA! Once she removes her dentures there will be no turning back!

3. The Cast of Glee
What!? They're all 25-year-old's playing high-schoolers anyway... Since when has a porn NOT been like that? It would be a musical sensation, rife with high notes, low notes, and tons of nubile nudity. It would be a coming of age story, set to the tune of Olivia Newton John's greatest hits. Expect cartwheels, kick-ball-changes and a whole lot of horizontal lambada. 

4. Adam Lambert
Hey, 'What Do You Want From Me'? Let's face it, no matter what your flavour, the guy looks goooooood. Here at WOMAN.ca, we love the look of men in eyeliner. As a matter of fact, we'd be stoked to see Adam in JUST eyeliner, and nothing else. This American Idol vet may have blown our minds with his voice, but now we'd like to have him blow something else for the cameras. (Kisses, obviously!)

5. Oprah
With her talk show coming to a close - after what feels like a century on the air - Oprah is going to need something to do. Used to keeping busy and filming everyday, this media icon will bored to tears if she doesn't get another gig soon. Imagine: A Few Of My Favourite Positions instead of Oprah's annual Favourite Things episode! We just hope she selects someone else as a co-star. Steadman doesn't exactly scream steamy. We'd even settle for Gail. 

Billie Misha
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