If It's Twins Maybe She'll Get A Fashion Line, Too!

So far, Oksana Grigorieva's biggest claim to fame is being Mel Gibson's baby mama, but she's determined to prove she's got talent for more than accidentally-on-purpose forgetting to take her birth control pills.

No, the little gold-digger wants us to know that she's a really a "singer." Sort of like how all of George Clooney's girlfriends go from being just some little cocktail waitress to "actress" overnight the second they hook up with him.

To prove her musical cred, Oksana has released her first single called, "Say My Name," (not a cover of the Destiny's Child song because Beyonce would cut a
beyotch with her metal glove, though Kelly Rowland and what's-her-face would probably be up for a remake) from her forthcoming debut album, Beautiful Heartache.

Reportedly, she collaborated on the lyrics with Gibson, so we assume they have a lot to do with pretending to love the Catholic Church, but acting like a big ole hypocritical sinner. And if you play the song backwards, you can hear Mel saying, "I own Malibu."

"It is naked, intimate, raw emotion," she says of the track. "Little more than piano and voice, as if it is a cry from the soul." The album will be released this summer on Icon Records, the label owned by, yes, Gibson.

Take a listen and see if it makes your soul cry . . . or your ears bleed, here. Frankly, we think the song proves Mel signed her for her boobs.

Oksana, relax you've already snared Mel. Your only job at this point is to put up with all the crap that made his wife divorce him. That, and hope Mel doesn't run into lookalike Octomom and decide to dump you for his own cult of ready-made disciples.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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