Thu, May 24 2012
Spooky Halloween Chili
This very scary beef chili is great for a Halloween party or to make with the kids.
Ingredients
1 1/4 lb. ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15% fat)
1 med. eye of Cyclops (onion)
15 oz. can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
28 oz. can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
1/8 tsp. pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
1/4 tsp. common dried weed (oregano)
1 dash Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
2 tsp. ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
1 tsp. hemlock (honey or sugar)
1/2 C. fresh grubs (sliced celery)
1 Tbs. eye of Newt (pearled barley)
1 Tbs. dried maggots (uncooked rice)
Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)
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Brown the gizzards in an iron cauldron over a fire made from the siding off of a haunted house or in a pot on the stove in your kitchen, add chopped eye of cyclops and simmer until the pieces of eye become translucent again, add blood of bat, and soft shelled beetles, bring to a slow bubbling boil. At this time, add the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock, eye of newt and the pureed wasp. As it cooks you may want to adjust the consistency with pond water. You can tell it is done when the eye of newt swells and the vertical tan colored 'cats eye' appears on one side.
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